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Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banaate Rahiye,
Dil Mile Na Mile, Haath Badalate Rahiye,
Taj Mahal Na Banaiye Mehnga Padega,
Magar Har Taraf Mumtaj Banate Rahiye
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Maine propose kia SMS se,
Kambakth woh uski shaadi tak pending tha.
Tumhari naam ki ghazalein
Chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai.
Par kya karu yeh zalim
Khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.
Arz kiya hai…
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,
Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baith k ..
Husband ke marne ke fayde batate hain.
Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hain,
Rahte hain jo nigahon se door,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hain.
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| Funny Shayari |
Ishq hai to ishq ka izhar bhi hone chahiye,
Aadmi ko shakl se bimar bhi hona chahiye,
Yaadon ko keh do, do chaar din ki chhuti de de,
Akhir ishq mein itvaar bhi hona chahiye.
Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile,
Kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na mile,
Aur jo meri es post ko padh kar bhi Like na kare,
Usko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile.
Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya hain,
Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai.
Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila,
To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki aag laga dunga es duniya ko,
Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi.
Arz hai..
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing them is the Boys duty.
Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana.
Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain,
Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jab b busy rahe mera cell to ..
Samajh lena aapki hone wali ..
Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain.
Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Aayi,
Jab Jhoom Ke Barsa Sawan Teri Yaad Aayi,
Jab-Jab Main Bhiga Teri Yaad Aayi,
Ab Raha Nahi Jata, Chattri Lauta De Bhai.
Aam Meethe, Angur Khatte
Aam Meethe, Angur Khatte
Mere Shair Padhne Wale Ullu Ke Patthe.
Haseen Tum Ho To Bure Hum Bhi Nahi,
Mehlon Main Tum Ho To Sadkon Par Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyar Karke Kehte Ho Ke Shadi-Shuda Hain Hum,
To Kaan Khol Ke Sun Lo Kuwanre Hum Bhi Nahi.
Aahat Si Koi Aaye To Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho,
Saya Sa Koi Lehraye To Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho,
Ab Tumhi Batao Tum Kaya Kisi Bhoot Se Kum Ho.
Chaand Per Kaali Ghata Chhati To Hogi,
Sitaaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,
Tum Lakh Chhupao Dunia Se,
Magar Akele Me Tumhe Apni Sakal Per Hassi Aati To Hogi.
Kya Aankhen Hai,
Kya Baaten Hain,
Kya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai,
Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise,
Jaise, Peepal Ke Ped Se Bhoot Utarkar Aaya Hai.
Tum Sa Koi Dusra Jamin Par Hua,
Toh Rab Se Shikayat Hogi,
Ki, Ek Toh Jhela Nahi Jata,
Doosra Kahi Mil Gaya To Kaya Halat Hogi.
Agar Doodh Mein Gire Chawal Use Khir Kehte Hain,
Agar Doodh Mein Gire Chawal Use Khir Kehte Hain,
Agar Pyar Mein Pade Jutey Use Taqdeer Kehte Hain.
Ek Boond Se Sagar Nahi Banta
Rone Se Mukaddar Nahin Banta
Patana Hai To Pura Girls Hostel Patao
Ek Ladki Patake Koi Sikandar Nahin Banta.
Usne Jis Jis Jagah Rakkhe Kadam
Humne Woh Har Jameen Choom Li
Aur Vo Bewafa Ghar Aa Kr Kahti Hai,
“Aap Ka Ladka Mitti Khata Hai”.
Marne Ke Baad Nashib Me Jannat Ho Na Ho
Arey Dosto Zinda Hain Jab Tak SMS Kar Lo
Kya Pata Kabr Me Network Ho Na Ho.
Aaj Deedar, Kal Yaar,
Parson Pyaar,
Phir Ekraar, Phir Intzaar,
Phir Takraar, Phir Draar,
Saari Mehnat Bekar,
Aur Aakhir Me Ek Aur Devdas,
At Beer Bar.
Bazuon Me Dum Rakhta Hu,
Dil Me Gham Rakhta Hu,
Pata Tha SMS Ayega Tera,
Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu.
Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho,
Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Kharab Karte Ho,
Bhejte Ho To Bhi Kaya Bhejte Ho,
Khud Ka Bheja To Chalta Nahi,
Doosron Ka Bheja Kharab Karte Ho.
Yaar Ne Dil Ka Haal Bataana Chhor Diya,
Humne Bhi Gehrayi Me Jana Chhor Diya,
Aap Ne SMS Karna Kya Band Kar Diya,
Humne Mobile Charge Karna Chhor Diya.
Ankho me aansu,
Chehre par hansi hai,
Saanso me aahein,
Dil me bebasi hai,
Pehle kyun nahi bataya ki,
Darwaje mein ungli fansi hai.
Ajab si halat hai tere jane ke bad,
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khane ke baad,
Mere pass do hi samose the jo maine kha liye,
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.
Heer ro ro kar
Raanjhe se keh rahi hai,
Haath chhor kameene
Meri naak beh rahi hai.
Agar pyaar sath ho to tanhayi nahi hoti,
Sachche pyaar mein kbhi bewafai nahi hoti,
Par agar ek baar pyaar ho jaaye,
To kitne hi coaching center join kar lo,
Par padhaai nahi hoti.
Zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai,
Tez hawa mein sahil ke kinare badal jate hai,
Aksar sochta hu padh ke sa record tod du,
Par kitaab kholte hi iraade badal jate hain.
Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao,
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao,
Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to,
Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao.
Baithe hain tere khayalon mein,
Kagaz pe likha hai tera naam,
Kagaz pe teri tasveer laga ke,
Llikha hai yeh paigam,
Zinda ya murda pakadane wale ko,
Milega 50000 ka inaam.
Ye Duniya Hai Yahan Pe,
Yeh Tamasha Ho Bhi Sakta Hai,
Abhi Jo Gham Hamara Hai,
Tumhara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai,
Tum Apne Aap Ko Hargiz,
Koi Ilzaam Mat Dena,
Ye Soda Hai Mohabbat Ka,
Khasara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai
Tum Yeh Mat Samajhna,
Tum Hi Meri Akhri Mohabbat Ho,
Mohabbat Jurm Hai,
Hum Se Dobara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai.
Koi najro se ishara kar leta hain,
Koi aankho se kuch kah deta hain,
Bada hi muskil ho jata hai jawab dena,
Jab koi English me baat kar leta hai.
Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyun,
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyun,
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi,
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyun.
Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai,
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai,
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai,
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.
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